Fun new drinking game: Anytime a guy brings up going to the gym for no reason, drink an entire bottle of vodka and smash him over the head with the empty bottle
After reading an article about vaginas, I realized how difficult it is to provide a clear description of a vagina.
How would you describe your vagina?
"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me
- Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"