Just for the record, the way to a man’s heart isn’t through his stomach, but through the best fucking blow job ever. You want a man to be your bitch? Perfect your craft.
Devon Ashley, Falling Upward (via yourblowjobprincess)
I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn’t know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.
The mind is beautiful because of the paradox. It uses itself to understand itself.
Adam Elenbass (via iamcharliesangel)